Uh-uh! No how! No way!
May, you shouldn't be doing this sort of thing in the morning!
If that lovely, supple, milky skin of yours gets burned, it'll be disastrous!
Leave all the rest to my maid. You rest, May! Rest!
Since when have I been your maid?!
How dare you!
Good morning. I made miso soup. Oh, dear!
My skirt's caught! Help me, Kazuya!
R-Right...
Yo!
Kei, please don't move.
Kazuya! You're tickling me!
Kazuya!
Besides not having paid your rent, what are you doing this early in the morning?
Ikariya, what do you want to play today?
I'm free for anything!
Sunny-side up eggs, rice, and miso soup, huh?
Every morning, I usually have cheese fondue, mixed pizza, and a nice, cold dark beer.
I'm sorry! I'll remake it at once!
What?! My descendant dares not to eat the food May has made?!
A little punk like you has no right to tell me what to eat for breakfast!
Then go to your own home and eat breakfast!
You big sasquatch!
I see they're getting along well this morning.
This is my apartment, you know.
Going to hold her skirt up all day, Kazuya?!
Oh, be quiet, already.
Hello? Sara here.
Oh, right, right. May! Telephone!
For me?
Yup! Come and get it!
Right!
Hello! May, here! Oh, Mami!
Oh, my, my, my. Are you well, May?
I've got my hands full here with Takuya's laundry.
He says that, thanks to Kazuya, he's developing a new cyber doll!
Cyber Doll Kumi.
Completely waterproof up to pressure level 10.
A doll-scale cyber doll equipped with water temperature and quality sensors.
Will do time trials when she jumps into the bathtub and will scratch itchy scalps as well.
She can help make baths fun for children who hate taking them.
A sort of bath-buddy cyber doll...
Oh, yes!
Takuya was very happy to receive
that Mt. Momiji milk you sent over!
Man, this milk tastes great!
All right, then!
Oh, my, my, my! As thanks for the milk, I've sent you a present.
Enjoy!
A present?
Oh, my, my, my. Bye-bye!
Hello? Mami?
Coming!
Delivery for Cyber Doll May.
R-Right.
Name stamp, please?
Shaking my hands 'cuz I'm here for you.
Shaking my hands koko ni iru kara
Please hug me as tight as you can right now!
Imasugu please meippai dakishimete
Hold on tight to the warmth
Chiisana kono mune ni
that's sprouted inside my little heart.
Mebaeta nukumori gyutto
Never say "It's hopeless" and get down in the dumps!
"Umaku ikanai" nante ochikondari shinaide
Go! Go!
Hold on till blue skies spread inside your heart.
Kokoro ni aozora hirogete norikirou yo
Always in the rainy days in my life!
Itsumo no rainy day my life!
Always in the good days in my life!
Itsudemo good days in my life!
Never hesitate! Give all you've got! Never give up!
Tamerawanaide saa ganbatte kujikezu ni
Shaking my hands 'cuz I'm here for you!
Shaking my hands koko ni iru kara
Jumping as high as I can 'cuz I long for you!
Akogare ni meippai jump shite
The scenery reflected in your eyes
Anata no me ni utsuru
is a memory I carry with me.
Keshiki memory suru no
Feeling my kick though I've sworn to help you,
Feeling my kick assist kimetemo
I make mistakes when maybe I shouldn't.
Kanjin na toko de miss shite
It may hurt me deep inside my heart,
Mune ga itamu kedo
but with experience the clouds in there will clear away.
Keiken jou kumori nochi hare
Kazuya! The time! The time!
Agh, I forgot! Today's instructor always takes roll call!
Never Give Up
I haven't finished my fondue!
Kazuya! Your handkerchief. Your handkerchief.
Move it!
Wait for me!
Kasumi, wait for me!
See you later!
SHIKISHIMA
Shikishima?
I'd better tell Mama Chigusa!
Mama Chigusa? Shikishima's home!
Rena! Hurry! Hurry! Fight! Fight!
Shikishima ran away again.
Ikariya, I have a lot of cleaning to do.
Would you wait here for a minute?
It's too small in here! It's dark!
Please, hurry and let us out of here!
Oh! Right!
Thank you.
I'm sorry. Are you all right?
Yes! We're just fine!
Thank goodness.
Melon Roll
Mt. Momiji Milk
I wonder if he thinks of them as cute little sisters.
Kasumi.
Hey, Kasumi!
You're going to catch a cold if you fall asleep here.
I'm fine, just fine!
Thanks to baseball, I have a body impervious to arrows or bullets!
Oh, Kasumi.
Oh, yeah. They've cancelled afternoon lectures.
All right! Lucky break!
I drove here today, so I can give you a lift home.
Wait up, big brother!
Hikari, can't you go a little faster?
No way.
The speed limit in this section is 30 kph.
That means it's safest to drive slowly.
Since there are schools around here,
it's our duty as drivers to follow the safety rules.
I'll be happy if we just get home by nightfall.
You have a license, too, so you should understand that.
Are you listening to me, Kasumi?
Yeah.
Please transfer data.
You mean my data?
Right! For your user registration.
Okay, I understand.
Oh, wait. That won't work, will it? What'll I do?
It's all right! We have these!
Oh, we use this!
Okay, ready.
We can start any time.
Okay, here goes.
May! May!
Oh! There's a special on milk at the Mt. Momiji supermarket today!
What'll I do?!
Oh, for heaven's sake...
We can't move with this stupid thing plugged in!
I'm so-o-o hungry.
Oh, no. May...
Yes?
May!
"Whirlwind's" about to start!
The Whirlwind of Love 2
Oh, it's starting! Ikariya, C'mon! C'mon!
Uh, Rena?
Shh!
May, get me some milk and crackers, please.
R-Right.
Mika!
Mika...
Yamazaki...
Yamazaki!
What do you think will happen?
Well, I...
M-May, you're little again, and there are five of you!
Calm down, Rena. I'm right here.
Yamazaki!
Mika!
Yamizaki!
Tell me after this is over.
Right!
Yamazaki!
Mika-a-a-a!
Peekaboo! I see YOU!
Isn't he cute, big brother?
Yeah.
And here we have Mt. Momiji park.
Near this park, next to the tobacco shop, is Nagateru, a place famous for its soy sauce, miso, and pork ramen!
South
Aren't there any more sightseeing-worthy spots around here?
For Pete's sake, where's your customer service skills?!
South
I'm the company president.
It's 'cuz ya missed the tour bus.
For crying out loud!
I reserved a spot on the evening tour bus An-An for you, sir.
Well done!
I see, I see.
So, that's what happened.
Exactly!
You really understand, Rena?!
What do you think, Ikariya?
Not a single thing!
Kazuya will fix it when he comes home.
Until then, I'll fill in and do May's work!
KASUMI HOUSE
First, let's go shopping!
Go! Go!
The commando has come! The commando is resolute!
All right! I've been waiting for this!
The wandering president of Cyberdyne, who proclaims there is no need for heaven OR earth!
COMMANDO Z... has arrived!
You're the world's greatest, Mr. President!
What is he doing?! My descendant dares to steal the spotlight from me?!
What are you doing playing around with children?!
What's wrong with giving dreams to children?!
Dreams, my ass! You're more like a nightmare!
Having you as an ancestor is nightmarish enough!
That's my line, you embarrassment to the family name!
You never inherited the Nanbara family groove moves!
What?!
You can't shake your hips for shit!
Check out my Kotaro Grind! Well, Totaro?!
Well, since I was dealing with kids, I was holding back!
Observe! The Totaro slide! How you like that, Kotaro?!
Once they start, there's no stopping them.
Sara, is Commando Z Nanbara's father?
Oh, no, no. Despite appearances, Commando Z is much younger.
Is it some sort of a show?
They seem to do this every day, lately.
And do you see how they move their hips? It's incredible!
Anyway, did you hear?
Yuji, the fish seller's son, had another marriage meeting!
Number 199, right?
We'll have to mark the coming of number 200!
You know who it'll be?
Well, this is just between us, but...
...That's who!
What?!
I went shopping by myself. I came all the way here, but...
Look, I can count the squid as one person, but...
I'm a person, too!
Let's not sweat the small stuff, okay?
And we may be small, but we're trying our best!
We get hungry, too.
Uh, well, could you just?
Each of them counts as one person, like me!
Please do it!
But! Oh!
You see? On narrow streets like this, something might jump out in front of you unexpectedly.
The basic rule of driving is expect the unexpected.
Are you listening, Kasumi?
Never mind that. Where'd that baby stroller come from?
Maybe the baby was driving it.
Baby... Children...
But the truth is, I'm a lot younger than you are, sir.
Cyber... Takuya Saotome is Kazuya's descendant.
A descendant means Kazuya will have a baby with somebody.
But a baby with who?
What's that about a baby?
Huh? No, it's nothing!
A baby...
I wonder what sort of baby you'd have, if you and Saotome got married.
Wh-What brought that on?!
A-A-And why would you think Kazuya and I would?!
Okay, then let's think about what sort of baby we'd have,
if Saotome and I got married.
What?!
A yellow light means "Caution."
Now that you mention it, Kazuya is short of cash again this month.
So let his rent slide this time, too.
Well, it's always like this for him.
Kazuya doesn't have much money sense. I hope he'll be okay.
That's true. Whoever marries him will have a rough time, won't they?
Yeah.
A real rough time.
Hey, the light's green!
Wait. Hikari, are you?!
Now the shopping's all done!
'Scuse me! We still have to go to the fish store for fish!
Forget it! Fish are too bony!
Today we'll have my favorite: hamburgers!
But...
Someone ate my caramels!
Who ate them?! Well?!
Who did it?! Who did it?! Who did it?!
I don't know.
I don't want to get fat, so I wouldn't eat them.
I don't know!
I don' kn'w, e'th'r!
I, uh, that is...
I don' kn'w, e'th'r!
This is heavy!
Who ate my caramels, huh?
I'm sorry!
Mt. Momiji
Milk
It's so cute!
KASUMI HOUSE
It tickles!
We put the groceries away in the fridge!
The cleaning's done!
The washing's done!
I h'd no sna'ks a' all!
So, we... Uh...
We want to hold the baby, too!
There's no way you could hold it!
We'll be fine!
Then go hold Ikariya if you want to!
Huh?! Ikariya?!
Yeah! Ikariya is good enough for you!
Just let us hold it for a little while, Rena!
No way!
Ple-e-e-e-ase?
What's wrong?
It's probably hungry.
I see.
Hang on, baby.
Rena's going to breast feed you right now.
Huh?! Rena, there's no way!
Just kidding! It was a joke.
Down we go...
How was today's episode of "Whirlwind," Rena?
Let's data link later.
Oh, and May? For dinner tonight...
May? What's wrong, May?
Are you sick?
We're just fine.
May, there's five of you?!
Never mind that! Kei, look at the baby!
Oh, it's adorable! Let me hold it!
You can hold Ikariya!
Huh? Ikariya?!
We also want to hold the baby more than Ikariya!
I'm home!
Hey! How dare you, descendant! I get to go in first!
The elder goes first, kid!
I'm a 100,000 light years ahead of you!
Uh, this is my home, you know.
There, there, there...
Huh? Five 1/6th scale Mays?
And what's that baby doing here?
M-May's lying there unconscious!
Oh, it's so cute! Please let me hold it!
No way!
Don't be that way. Please? Just for a moment?
We called dibs first!
You can hold Ikariya if you want.
Huh? Ikariya? I want to hold the baby, not Ikariya!
May! What's wrong?! Wake up, May!
Well, in this case...
I believe that waking a sleeping princess
requires a refined, magnificent, dynamite, and wonderful prince
to kiss her!
What are you doing, Nanbara?!
It's obvious, isn't it?!
A kiss from this dynamite, wonderful prince will awaken May!
That won't wake up May, and you know it!
So, what's the baby's name?
Is it a boy or a girl?
Hey! Hey! You've only got milk to drink here?!
He's a bouncing baby boy!
He's so cute!
Wow, it's just flapping in the wind, isn't it?
Um, he might catch cold, so...
What kind of sounds are you making, Sara?!
But the baby has a great technique!
Technique?! You sick little...!
He really must be hungry.
This was with the baby!
Then let's get some milk for him, May.
Right!
Chigusa and Kasumi Tani
and Rena
Thanks, Hikari.
Well, see you tomorrow.
Yeah.
Drive carefully, Hikari.
Yeah.
That baby stroller...
Yo!
Kasumi! What do we do?! The baby won't stop crying!
What do we do, Kasumi?!
Wha?! A baby?! May's 1/6th scale again?!
Oh, Totaro. Really!
Sorry, but all we have is cooking wine.
Whoops. There we go.
Well, since you're here, let me pour you a glass.
Oh, my. Thank you.
Oh! You're quite a drinker!
Here's another round.
Why are you trying to get me drunk?
Kasumi!
If you're coming in, then get in here!
All the heat's going to be lost if we don't close that window!
Right. Sorry, sorry.
My caramels!
Agh! Sorry! Sorry!
Uh, Kei? Are you all right?
The milk should be "skin temperature," but how many degrees is that?
Is something going on?
A baby in a stroller disappeared from this park.
Have you seen a baby or any strange people around here?
A stroller... Where did I see that?
He's not drinking very much. You think the milk's too hot?
I don't think so, but... Kazuya, excuse me.
Yes?
Let's see now...
Yes, it's exactly skin temperature.
You have a dirty mind! Go away!
What did I do wrong?
Oh, I know! I'll make him baby food!
Sara's specialty! Milk Ramen!
Warm and nutritious food!
Maybe it's too bland.
Perhaps if we added salt to the milk.
No, we shouldn't add salt!
I thought babies were supposed to eat bland food.
We think so, too!
This stuff's really good, too!
That does look good!
So, ya see, I am his descendant,
but you have to admit I look a lot older than he does!
You follow me?
Yup. Yup.
You're listening to me, right?
Of course I am.
I never wanted it to be this way, you know?!
There, there...
May!
I'll save you right now!
May, awaken now! My sweet, cute heart!
Je t'aime...
I will protect May's lips!
May Black will not forgive such rude and evil misdeeds!
What did you say, mini-bot?!
My first kiss...
This is an emergency! Can't you go a little faster?!
But the speed limit on this street is 40 kph.
And you know the slogan: "Japan's small, so why rush?"
Well, yes. But still...
Oh, an intersection!
First, we come to a complete stop, then look right, then left, then right one more time.
Then we confirm by pointing—
Oh, my, my, my.
Try tilting the bottle a bit more.
Rena, she says to try tilting the bottle a bit more.
If the bottle's level, air mixes in with the milk as the baby swallows it.
So you tilt the bottle to prevent that.
He's drinking! He's drinking!
Thank goodness.
That milk looks good, too!
Mami, the baby's drinking! He's drinking the milk!
Oh, my, my, my.
But the baby will be a lot of trouble for you now.
Slowly, without rushing, feed the baby milk in rhythm with him.
Once he finishes drinking the milk, hold him in a vertical position,
and pat him lightly on the back until he burps.
Otherwise he'll spit up all that milk he drank.
The baby's a little gourmet,
and he'll want more milk in about three hours,
so use this chance to get his bottle nice and clean!
Babies sweat a lot, so you have to be very careful to get them nice and clean in the bath,
or else they might have trouble with their skin.
For the baby, sleeping is his most important job.
He'll use the time to digest all that's happened that day, and grow a little bit more, day after day.
Anyway, do your best!
Thanks a lot, Mami!
Not bad, mini-bot!
Not bad, Kazuya's best friend, and greatest enemy!
My first kiss...
What? You won't accept my drink?
Sorry. Can't drink n'more...
You all right, May?
I was! What?!
I transferred the data from the mini-Mays back to you.
Oh, yeah! I...
You'll wake the baby.
Looks like things are getting even busier around here.
Wait! That baby! Where did he come from?
Mr. Saotome! Are you home?
It's the police! Please open this door!
Mr. Saotome, please open this door at once!
You'll wake the baby!
Uh, right.
Thank you. I'm sorry for causing you any trouble.
You should! Who knows what might've happened if I hadn't been there!
I'm sorry!
Rena...
Rena, the baby's saying something.
"Thanks for today."
"Let's play in the park tomorrow, Mama Rena."
Sure! See you tomorrow, baby!
Rena...
Isn't it nice, Kasumi?
Yeah. It was really chaotic for a while, but still...
Well, all's well that ends...
...with Hotaru squid!
Mami?!
Oh, my, my, my. It looks like you all got attached to that baby.
Everyone loves babies.
I think they would have been even more excited if it had actually belonged to one of them.
But May and Kei and Rena and Sara
are robots, so...
Oh, my, my, my. They can have them.
The dream Kazuya wants to create runs very deep, you know.
Hold it! You mean May can?!
Oh, my, my, my.
Since when have I been your maid, pal?!
Good morning. I made miso soup. Oh, dear!
My skirt's caught! Help me, Kazuya!
Milk really does taste great, doesn't it?
How many times do I have to tell you?!
In the morning, I eat cheese fondue, mixed pizza, and a cold dark beer!
Sorry! I'll remake it right away!
Never mind, May.
For selfish little boys, I have the LADLE PUNCH!
Kasumi, aren't you ready yet?!
New ones!
Okay, Rena. Let's go!
Yeah!
I'm not going to lose to her!
Yo!
Yo!!!
Besides not having paid your rent...
Kei, please don't move like that!
What are you doing?!
Kasumi, it's not what you think!
He ran away!
Kimi no mae de mimi made akaku naru no wa
Doushite darou
Futari-kiri wa nigatedashi
Oshaberi mo gikochinai
Okashii yo ne ishiki shisugi
Kore ga koi na no? Sonna no zettai mitomenai
Sunao ni narenai sunao ni naritai
Hontou no kimochi wa kokoro no naka
Itsuka kimi ga oshiete